I wish to inform my faithful blog readers that I will be having a blog blackout for the entire month of August.
Specifically, I will not blog about any of the following topics:
- The black market for used Hyundai auto parts
- Mating habits of the Malayan tapir
- Underwater basketweaving
- Cheat codes for Grand Theft Auto
- The cleaning power of the Sham-Wow
- Effective techniques for applying clown makeup
- My love of Gilbert and Sullivan comic operas
- Scented pinecones
- Gill development in tadpoles
- Methods of praying the rosary
- Best Kool and the Gang songs for wedding receptions
- Sonny and Cher
- Giraffe pornography
- Types of bait used in fly fishing
I realize that I'm likely to experience a huge drop in readership due to my lack of discussion on these topics, but that's a risk I must take.
Thank you for your understanding.