Nancy: "Did you see the pictures that day care sent?"
J: "What? What pictures?"
N: "They sent pictures of Rosie to [e-mail address] yesterday afternoon."
J: "No, I didn't get them. Unless they went into my junk folder."
N: "Yeah, I'd go ahead and check your junk."
(pause)
N: "FOLDER. Junk FOLDER."
(cackling commences)
Happy Birthday to my better half!! XOXO and all my love.

Please refrain from making comments about my junk.
Also....
Happy Birthday to Me!
Love
Mr. MomMaamMe
Posted by: Mr. MomMaamMe | April 11, 2008 at 03:29 PM
Happy birthday to you AND YOUR JUNK.
See how I ignored you on your birthday?
Posted by: mayberry | April 11, 2008 at 03:33 PM
Happy birthday, Mr. MMM!
Posted by: audrey | April 11, 2008 at 04:58 PM
LOL!
Happy belated birthday to J! (Giving new meaning to the first letter in "Junk.") ;)
Posted by: Jamie | April 12, 2008 at 09:28 AM
It was his birthday, I hope somehow he got his junk checked. Or something.
Posted by: Mignon | April 13, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Junk checking is required at ALL birthdays. Or did you not get that memo either? Perhaps you should check your junk..........mail. :)
Posted by: Claudia | April 13, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Oh, damnit. I hate it when I have the world's most perfect comment and someone said it first.
Therefore, I second mayberry. Happy birthday to you AND your junk. :-)
Posted by: Naomi Dunford | April 13, 2008 at 11:53 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. Mommaamme!
Ok. Mayberry and Naomi beat me to my comment.
Posted by: motherofbun | April 14, 2008 at 06:49 PM
heh heh heh.... heh heh heh... she said junk!
Posted by: Meg | April 14, 2008 at 10:37 PM
(batting eyes innocently) What? I don't get it! What does "junk" mean?
Happy birthday, hope everything's okay with your, um, junk. It's okay to say that, right?
Posted by: Becki | April 21, 2008 at 09:45 PM